Uncle Walter's Rotten Romance

And then a Hell Beast ate them

Is it in yet?

No, we don't know what it is. We don't want to know what it is. We are frightened.

"She could also feel Falon's wetness upon her peebone."

Sexaholics -- Pynk

Nah, don't worry. It's nothing important.

We've got time to hang out. If they wanted us to actually go anywhere, it would be a green alert!

Red Alert -- Jessica Andersen

Unfortunately he cast Langlock and it just made things a bit awkward

"Her lips parted in eager anticipation of the magic spell his kiss would cast."

Prisoner of Passion -- Trudy Thompson

I've got my eyes on you

And, seriously, just so you know, you really can't dance.

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Ladykiller -- Sheryl Lynn

We've tried and tried to come up with a pithy caption for this cover...

But all we can think of, with that for a title, is Phil Collins. Maybe we need some Riddel-Out.

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In Too Deep -- Cherry Adair

It was nearly harvest time in his Fruit of the Loom®

"More pleasing still was her pale, bare bottom pointed skyward as she bent to him, her full, red lips and talented tongue toying with his blossoming erection."

Written in the Stars -- Nan Ryan

No Neck and the Crappy Tribal Tattoo

Seriously, we won't even get into the hair.

Passion Untamed -- Pamela Palmer

Love Bots are sadly susceptible to EMPs

"Then pain had gone and all was movement into moist warm enfolding flesh, a thrusting into darkness, a struggle toward the light that was there, attainable, suddenly blazing, convulsing him in recurring waves of shock only to abandon him and leave him lying spent on top of her naked body."

The Ripening Time -- Catherine MacLeod & Alistair Mair